May 14, 2017
hustle and win excerpts

How to Hustle and Win Excerpts

If you ain’t read How to Hustle and Win: A Survival Guide for the Ghetto, start there! It’s the most comprehensive text I can suggest, teaching how to think and move in today’s twisted society. The following excerpts speak to the topics I'll cover in more depth in A Sucker Born Every Minute.
September 15, 2015

A Sucker Born Every Minute – The Introduction

Introduction (from the upcoming A Sucker Born Every Minute) Everybody’s been played before. Anyone who tells you otherwise, watch em. Cause that dude is a liar […]
September 6, 2015

Wasp Venom: The Miracle Cure

Yes, it's gonna circulate. Because everyone wants to share a cancer cure. Why not? It's easy, and it just takes a click of your finger. Doing so might save thousands of lives! And at no expense! And everything on the internet is true, so there's no risk! It's not like the advice you're passing on might kill somebody who'se naieve enough to follow it. Oh wait, you mean that happens? Often? Dang.